October 26, 2009

The Lazy Mom’s Pumpkin

Funkins Build-a-Pumpkin Sets

Once upon a time, on All Hallow’s Eve, Slutty Nurse walked out the door to meet her friends, Sexy Ski Bunny and Easy Pan Am Stewardess. Then, the inevitable happened: You met Captain America, had a baby and gave new meaning to Halloween. That’s right, now it’s bye-bye Slutty Nurse and hello Paula Bunyan, the amazing pumpkin carver.

Unfortunately, the transition hasn’t been easy. So what’s a whittling-impaired mom to do?

Well, now you and your rugrats can have all the spooky pumpkins you want without any of the messy sword play. They’re called Funkins, they last forever and given the right light and the right setting, they’ll give Michael Myers a run for his money where front-porch creepiness is concerned.

Because, let’s face it, you’re trying to have a little fun, not raise a lumberjack.

Available at potterybarnkids.com.