October 23, 2009

We Now Pronounce You Necklace and Teether

Momma's Jewels

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered together to join this sterling silver necklace and this sterling silver teething ring in holy matrimony.

Do you necklace take this teething ring to be your charm? Will you let baby play with it and pull it and bite it through teething pains and temper tantrums, as long as the teething and jewelry-pulling phases last?

Do you teething ring take this necklace to be your chain? Will you adorn it and bring admiring glances upon it and elevate it to a highly-functional bauble, as long as Mommy continues to wear it?

What Momma’s Jewels has joined together, let no child put asunder.

And so, by the power vested in us, we now pronounce you Momma’s Jewels Sterling Silver Teething Jewelry.

You may now kiss the baby.

Available at mommasjewels.com.

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